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fuckingsyrian:

SyrianHiss18: What did you say you do again?

UberBeast69: I’m in entertainment kinda. How about you?

SyrianHiss18: Oh me? Service industry.

UberBeast69: That sound insteresting.

SyrianHiss18: Trust me it’s not. Very boring. A lot of standing around all day. What about you? Entertainment sounds cool. Are you in a band? Singer?

UberBeast69: I do NOT sing. It’s more of performance art.

SyrianHiss18: Performance art?

UberBeast69: Yeah…kinda.

SyrianHiss18: …

UberBeast69: What?

SyrianHiss18: I don’t want you to take this wrong, but can I ask you a question?

UberBeast69: Uh sure.

SyrianHiss18: Are you a mime?

UberBeast69: NO! WTF?

SyrianHiss18: Thank the gods! Sorry, you meet a lot of weirdos on this site. 

UberBeast69: I guess. LOL

SyrianHiss18: So what exactly do you do?

UberBeast69: Well, shit! I guess I will have to tell you eventually. I’m a gladiator.

SyrianHiss18: Holy shit! No way! Fuck! Are you Spartacus?

UberBeast69: I am NOT Spartacus. 

SyrianHiss18: Oh, that’s cool. I didn’t mean to make it sound like..TBH I’ve never even been to the games. He’s the only gladiator whose name I know. I am sure you are a way better fighter than he is.

UberBeast69: That’s okay.  I took no offense. He actually is way better than I am. He and I are very close friends.

SyrianHiss18: Oh really? How close? Should I be jealous?

UberBeast69: Not in the slightest. He’s not my type.

SyrianHiss18: What is your type?

UberBeast69: I don’t know, all men are beautiful in their own way. Though I do love dark skin and a bit of willfulness. Also, I have a thing for hissing.

SyrianHiss18: Are you sure we’ve never met before?

UberBeast69: Pretty sure, I haven’t been out of Capua since I came here. Why?

SyrianHiss18: Oh nothing. So tell me more about fighting in the Arena. How small are those loincloths you wear?

UberBeast69: Subligaculum

SyrianHiss18: What? Is that a typo or are you typing in German again? You know I can’t understand a word of that.

UberBeast69: No no. It’s not a loincloth it’s called subligaculum and mine is HUGE!

SyrianHiss18: I’m sure it is. LOL 

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